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Life in the Lost Lane
A collective of English Gentlemen

Tuesday, October 7

MAKING THE JOURNEY
While i was on holiday i happened to find my way onto a nudist beach.
Far from being a prude i decided to join the crowds, after all, i thought, i would look more out of place with my swimmers on.
No sooner had i removed my blue speedos, i tripped and fell (ahem) privates first into a young couples nude beach picnic. My member was covered in honey and whipped cream.
All around people were laughing. I apologised again and again to the couple in question.
"Want some nuts with that?" Someone shouted.
"Looks like he's already got some!" Someone else retorted.
With red cheeks, no, not that kind! I made my move to run in the opposite direction when a strange but familiar buzzing sound came to my attention.
Wasps.
Blooming hundreds of 'em.
Coming my way.
Fast.
I made a mad dash for the sea and escaped a horrific stinging incident.
Needless to say i never returned.
I did take home a new idea for some bedroom fun with the wife though and because of that, it was all worth it.

posted by B @ 1:28 PM

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