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Life in the Lost Lane
A collective of English Gentlemen

Tuesday, November 4

New Years Eve
Instead of spending ?£?£?£'s on not much this NYE, i propose a cheaper and more interesting trip.
A JOURNEY INTO THE MIND OF SMOOTH
Proceedings will begin at 1900 hours 31 Dec 2003 and will continue into the following morning. Schedule runs as follows:

1900: MEET AND GREET.

With cocktails and nibbles. This is your chance to acquaint yourself with the other "passengers". You must also take a couple of minutes to sign in and read over the disclaimer.

1930: MIND MELD.

Made famous in the original series of Star Trek by Spock the Enterprises chief science officer, and an alien from the planet Vulcan. Your host will forge psychic connections with all attendees. This minimises the chance hemorrhaginging and strokes during the journey.

1940: SHORT FILM:

A short film will be shown, during which time you may chat amongst yourselves. Cocktails and nibbles will be available. The content of the film is not to be discussed.

2000: PASSENGER "DE-PLANE" TIME:

We we allow anyone feeling ill or unsure of their decision to leave of their own free will. Our "attendants" will show you the exit.

2002: A JOURNEY INTO THE MIND OF SMOOTH:

The journey begins. Please wear the headgear provided. It is advisable to bring your own refreshments, however, cocktails and nibbles will be available to all throughout. BE WARNED: The journey is long and arduous, with strobe lighting and graphic scenes of violence from the start.

0500: ARRIVALS LOUNGE:
For those of you left, a chance to unwind. Cocktails and nibbles are available. A psychiatrist and G.P will be on hand to "head off" any medical issues "at the pass".

0600: THE BASEMENT SALE:

Your chance to purchase memento's from your journey. Souvenirs for sale include hats, mugs, t-shirtCD'sd's, your plane tickets to our ranch in El Paso, Texas, cocktails and nibbles.

0700: DOORS OPEN:

For those of you departing for El Paso to investigate the mind of Smooth further, cars wait to take you to the airport. Any others will be shown the exit by our "attendants".

Things you will need for the journey:

?£25 signing in fee. Passport. Any major credit cards. cocktail glasses. example of your handwriting. paper plates. Sense of fun!

posted by B @ 3:20 PM

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